So a few people have jumped on the band wagon, and are selling the XT Network.

One is just selling it in general, with no picture hardly any words, and I’m not even going to bother to link to it.

The next person has a carrot with XT written on it, also another one I wont be linking to, no surprises they have only each got a bid of $1.

The third one however is a lemon with XT written on it.

So this makes more sense then the other two, and it is going great, with bids over $1200 I wish I had come up with this auction.

Check out the link HERE

And when your in Wanganui, who else do you tell about this, Michael Laws,  Mayor of Wangaui.

So Telecom are looking into it, and if it turns out it was one of their people, instant dismissal.  So i’m thinking due to the problems their XT network has had lately, one of their call centre workers (who I thought were all overseas???) must of had enough and cracked under the pressure of all the complaints.

And now it up on Trademe.

Bids are well over $2000, and the auction finishes next Tuesday.  Check it out here.

Just like his auction for his plaster cast a while back this one is also for a charity, Cure Kids.

Also it has been added that the winning bidder can have morning tea with John Key, and they can even organise morning tea with Pippa Wetzell.

What other country auctions off something their leader drew on a auction website, and you also get to have morning tea with him when he can fit it in?  I dunno, but it’s great you can do that here in New Zealand.

They aren’t the best photos in the world, but you can make out what they say, this one is “Just hurry up & leave Phil+

and “Somebody buy mike a brush pack”

I’m pretty sure the bosses at that New World wouldn’t be too happy finding stuff marked up like that.

A wannabe stuntman from the Naki (Taranaki that is) has declared he will climb Len Lye’s famous wind wand if enough people join his facebook group before next year.

This of course is making the Police, and New Plymouth District Council not happy at all.  They are unimpressed and wont be joining his facebook page.

The dude is Liam Barr and he came up with the figure of 10, 000 people need to join his facebook page before he will attempt the amazing stunt.  Within two months he has already has over 6000 people fans of his page.  I don’t think they are joining for support, they just want to see a dumbass injure himself.

So will it go ahead?  We can only live in hope, at the moment no one is able to contact Liam, although he does lurk about on the pages discussion board, chatting to people on how to complete his climb.  CHECK OUT THE PAGE HERE

Climbing a 45m piece of fibre glass, that sways around a lot, and is not rated to take the weight of a human is probably not the best idea in the world.

We wish you well in your endeavour Liam

A 19 year old Northland student has auctined off her virginity to a stranger for over $45,000 all to fund her university tuition fees.

The winning bid was “way beyond what I dreamed” proclaimed the 19 year old who went under the name of Unigirl, under some website called ineed.co.nz

1200 offers were made, and over 30, 000 people viwed the the ad.

Auction giant Trademe, said it would not have allowed such an auction to take place on its website.

indeed.co.nz has defended the listing saying it was legal, and they did not place moral judgements on it’s member.

I dread to think what other things people are going to think of auctioning this year.

She came up with the grand plan that if she could raise the initial $1000, she would wear a box for the whole day.  With the total amount of $10,000 the ultimate goal.

If the amount of donations surpass the $10,000 mark she will get that number tastefully tattooed on her body (I guess across her face is out of the question)

As I write this, the amount if currently sitting at $5060, if you would like to make a donation, help out Haiti, and hopefully get a number tattooed on some random woman, you better go here.  You only have until tomorrow midnight to do it by.

That’s not the SNICE bit about it though, the bit that got everyone’s attention is the dildo in the back ground.  According to the seller it is a stress relief squishy toy that belongs to her flatmate riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Check it out for yourself.

When you have a funny photo on Trademe, the best thing about it is the questions people ask

Check them out.

hi there, do you have a buy now? cheers moowah (152 )  9:14 am, Mon 18 Jan

Will put one up 2:00 pm, Mon 18 Jan

nicely placed dildo in the background lol frecky.redhead (22 )  8:35 pm, Thu 21 Jan

HAHAHAHA its not a dildo its a squshy stress reliever lmao one of those things that u squeze!!! didnt even no it was there krak up! 8:38 pm, Thu 21 Jan

LOL! so do you like big bang theory then? brett1987 (33 )  9:08 pm, Thu 21 Jan

LMAO HAHAHAHAH ohhh funny guy 9:32 pm, Thu 21 Jan

hey there, what area is the pick up from? thanks :-) chucky008 (707 )  9:44 pm, Thu 21 Jan

Hi there pick up is in woolston 9:50 pm, Thu 21 Jan

nice dildo love… beckieboop (91 )  4:50 pm, Fri 22 Jan

LOL LOL beckie!!! man this auction is kraking me up!!! wouldnt it be yuk if it realy was a dildo, just leaving it lying around in the lounge i share with 4 other people lmao 4:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan

Isn’t sharing, caring? kaysu (51 )  6:56 pm, Fri 22 Jan

u want a squeze? 7:38 pm, Fri 22 Jan

hahahahaha, DILDO whoops…. howgoodisit (186 )  6:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan

lol na not dildo penis shaped squezy thing 7:39 pm, Fri 22 Jan

will you chuck in the dildo if i use the buy now feature ? lol evets_zero (196 )  6:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan

na lol its not mine i can ask my flatmate for u?? 7:39 pm, Fri 22 Jan

hehehe just confess – you have been caught out – re message board, lol domiqe1 (190 )  7:04 pm, Fri 22 Jan

lol good old message board its all g i think its halierous ill come into there and post a pic of the penis shaped squishy thing lol 7:40 pm, Fri 22 Jan

me thinks she doth protest too much…. howgoodisit (186 )  7:04 pm, Fri 22 Jan

? 7:40 pm, Fri 22 Jan

LOL, that is soooo a dildo louise183 (44 )  7:05 pm, Fri 22 Jan

hahah nup its not 7:40 pm, Fri 22 Jan

aw em, so sorry lol i started a frenzy. hope u see the funny side :) frecky.redhead (22 )  7:14 pm, Fri 22 Jan

lol ov course im glad u pointed it out to me, ive been laughing and showing people all day! 7:41 pm, Fri 22 Jan

ummm pmsl your squeezy stress reliever has balls and a funny head! roflmao! soundsie1 (264 )  7:27 pm, Fri 22 Jan

lmao yes its a penis shaped stress reliver lmao! 7:38 pm, Fri 22 Jan

I love it!!!! pmsl. peachygotit (101 )  7:49 pm, Fri 22 Jan

krak up ae 7:56 pm, Fri 22 Jan

lol penis shaped stress ball with batteries…. howgoodisit (186 )  7:53 pm, Fri 22 Jan

UMMM na it does not have batteries lOL u are most welcome to come and try find where the batteries go tho lol smart arse 7:55 pm, Fri 22 Jan

Forget the dress … how much for the “stress reliever” ? lol wyldflower (2 )  7:54 pm, Fri 22 Jan

LMAO i can ask my flat mate to start an auction if u realy would like 7:56 pm, Fri 22 Jan

Well I believe you – cause I was given one for my 21st birthday lol – not that it cant be used as a dildo though lmto anthea28 (221 )  7:57 pm, Fri 22 Jan

lol na i think it would be rather hard to lmao, this has made my day cant stop laughing! 7:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan

lol its 1 of those king-dongs. stress reliever thingee u get them from zeba and stuff missc. (40 )  7:59 pm, Fri 22 Jan

yea must be lol sumthing like that hahah 8:00 pm, Fri 22 Jan

Did you know (ironically) its filled with white liquid? Me and my mates had a fight with one on high school and it popped everywhere wyld_westy (4 )  8:01 pm, Fri 22 Jan

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA EWWWW thats so funny! 8:03 pm, Fri 22 Jan

did u really have no idea it was in the background? lol classic!! :P missc. (40 )  8:02 pm, Fri 22 Jan

na i didnt hahahaha i no im so glad sumone pointed it out to me, ive had the best laugh in ages! 8:03 pm, Fri 22 Jan

I enlarged that picture, zoomed in thu photo shop and have proof that this is indeed a dildo, the black end is the off on part, this is great, MB is going off the chart, I think you should start an auction just for the “stress reliever” as you call it, you have made my day, i have sent your auction link all over the place, best of luck hope it, the dress that is, sells for good money ;0) have a great night biffnhan (13 )  8:18 pm, Fri 22 Jan

LOL shame on u tho that u are infact rong, the black bit at the end is not for batteries, its to stop all the stuff in it from comming out, but u can believe what you like LOL, i think that it is funny to and glad that it happened cos its HALERIOUS!!! i think i should give the penis away for free with it as its attracting so much attention. 8:24 pm, Fri 22 Jan

I do believe you as I have a back massager which looks very much like a womens sex toy. Infact I dont even like looking at it (no Im not a prude) it just doesnt look attractive. So dont worry about these jealous people, maybe you could now advertise it and get a good price seen as tho its had so much attention :0 redhead21 (214 )  8:44 pm, Fri 22 Jan

HAHAHAHA im not botherd about them at all, giving me a good laugh, yea people can believe what they wish lol, there is no way i would leave a dildo lyin in my lounge hahahah!!! i was thinking of thorwing the penis in with the dress and maybe getting a good price for the dress hahahahha 8:46 pm, Fri 22 Jan

hold on that dress is Blue and black and that’s not a dildo are you just taking the piss out of everyone lol kayjaybee (148 )  8:57 pm, Fri 22 Jan

um nope its green, and no i no its not a dildo! lol 8:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan

Is that the dress Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky had, and is that what they used in the background samboy (222 )  9:06 pm, Fri 22 Jan

um yip sure whatever u want to believe 9:07 pm, Fri 22 Jan

It’s upset more people then it made laugh, so they have re worded it.  Trademe let it run, as they thought it was quirky.  So anyways, after the complaints, the ad now looks like this:

In the nicest possible way, we seek a beer DELIVERY PERSON

Listed 5 days ago (The Stadium, Wellington)

The strapping young lads from the infamous banter website wheninromebro.com seek a BEER DELIVERY PERSON to accompany them at the Wellington International 7’s on the 5th and 6th of February.

Job requirements:

The succesful applicant will…

- Be willing to dress as a Roman or in a costume of our choosing

- Be there for us when food or beverage is required. You will be our “runner”

- Help promote our website throughout the event

- Have a sense of humour

- Undergo any menial tasks that members of the WIRB team request of you (within reason)

- Stay with the bulk of the group unless on a toilet or smoko break

Physical requirements:

- If a BEER DELIVERY PERSON, you do not have to be legally classed as one

- You must be a BEER DELIVERY PERSON who is willing to bend an elbow with the boys

- You’ll be physically fit. Speed is the key when delivering food and beverage

- Preference will be given to those with an aggresive nature. The beer and food lines do get congested

Your rewards:

- Tickets to New Zealands biggest party, the Wellington International 7’s. Both days

- You get to hang with the infamous WIRB team

- Beer and food

- Entry to the best bars and before and after parties

- Cuddles and shoulder rides

You will have the best day of your life!

This IS a serious vacancy. If anyone STILL considers it offensive, please offer alternative ideas to help us find our ideal BEER DELIVERY PERSON

Fill out the application below or send your info to: maverick@wheninromebro.com

Pay rate: Beer, food and fun!

HOLY CRAP, this sounds like the best time EVER.  If I didn’t have work commitments, family commitments, or if I had the cash to get down there, I WOULD BE APPLYING.

You can check it out and apply for it here

In my head the original job would look something like this:

According to some random I heard on the radio that worked at the place they stole it from, they also got the forklift stuck in the gravel, and were seen on multiple security cameras.

They were temp workers, and it was their last week there.

Why the hell wouldn’t you get a better vehicle, like ummmmm I dunno, A VAN

They may as well of stacked the beer like this.