Dodgy Dildo in Trademe Dress Photo
This is another auction which closed recently, it was for a green and black dress, which was sold for the amazing price of $14.
That’s not the SNICE bit about it though, the bit that got everyone’s attention is the dildo in the back ground. According to the seller it is a stress relief squishy toy that belongs to her flatmate riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Check it out for yourself.
When you have a funny photo on Trademe, the best thing about it is the questions people ask
Check them out.
hi there, do you have a buy now? cheers moowah (152
) 9:14 am, Mon 18 Jan
Will put one up 2:00 pm, Mon 18 Jan
HAHAHAHA its not a dildo its a squshy stress reliever lmao one of those things that u squeze!!! didnt even no it was there krak up! 8:38 pm, Thu 21 Jan
LMAO HAHAHAHAH ohhh funny guy 9:32 pm, Thu 21 Jan
Hi there pick up is in woolston 9:50 pm, Thu 21 Jan
LOL LOL beckie!!! man this auction is kraking me up!!! wouldnt it be yuk if it realy was a dildo, just leaving it lying around in the lounge i share with 4 other people lmao 4:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan
lol na not dildo penis shaped squezy thing 7:39 pm, Fri 22 Jan
will you chuck in the dildo if i use the buy now feature ? lol evets_zero (196
) 6:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan
na lol its not mine i can ask my flatmate for u?? 7:39 pm, Fri 22 Jan
hehehe just confess – you have been caught out – re message board, lol domiqe1 (190
) 7:04 pm, Fri 22 Jan
lol good old message board its all g i think its halierous ill come into there and post a pic of the penis shaped squishy thing lol 7:40 pm, Fri 22 Jan
? 7:40 pm, Fri 22 Jan
hahah nup its not 7:40 pm, Fri 22 Jan
aw em, so sorry lol i started a frenzy. hope u see the funny side :) frecky.redhead (22
) 7:14 pm, Fri 22 Jan
lol ov course im glad u pointed it out to me, ive been laughing and showing people all day! 7:41 pm, Fri 22 Jan
ummm pmsl your squeezy stress reliever has balls and a funny head! roflmao! soundsie1 (264
) 7:27 pm, Fri 22 Jan
lmao yes its a penis shaped stress reliver lmao! 7:38 pm, Fri 22 Jan
krak up ae 7:56 pm, Fri 22 Jan
UMMM na it does not have batteries lOL u are most welcome to come and try find where the batteries go tho lol smart arse 7:55 pm, Fri 22 Jan
LMAO i can ask my flat mate to start an auction if u realy would like 7:56 pm, Fri 22 Jan
Well I believe you – cause I was given one for my 21st birthday lol – not that it cant be used as a dildo though lmto anthea28 (221
) 7:57 pm, Fri 22 Jan
lol na i think it would be rather hard to lmao, this has made my day cant stop laughing! 7:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan
lol its 1 of those king-dongs. stress reliever thingee u get them from zeba and stuff missc. (40
) 7:59 pm, Fri 22 Jan
yea must be lol sumthing like that hahah 8:00 pm, Fri 22 Jan
Did you know (ironically) its filled with white liquid? Me and my mates had a fight with one on high school and it popped everywhere wyld_westy (4
) 8:01 pm, Fri 22 Jan
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA EWWWW thats so funny! 8:03 pm, Fri 22 Jan
did u really have no idea it was in the background? lol classic!! :P missc. (40
) 8:02 pm, Fri 22 Jan
na i didnt hahahaha i no im so glad sumone pointed it out to me, ive had the best laugh in ages! 8:03 pm, Fri 22 Jan
I enlarged that picture, zoomed in thu photo shop and have proof that this is indeed a dildo, the black end is the off on part, this is great, MB is going off the chart, I think you should start an auction just for the “stress reliever” as you call it, you have made my day, i have sent your auction link all over the place, best of luck hope it, the dress that is, sells for good money ;0) have a great night biffnhan (13
) 8:18 pm, Fri 22 Jan
LOL shame on u tho that u are infact rong, the black bit at the end is not for batteries, its to stop all the stuff in it from comming out, but u can believe what you like LOL, i think that it is funny to and glad that it happened cos its HALERIOUS!!! i think i should give the penis away for free with it as its attracting so much attention. 8:24 pm, Fri 22 Jan
I do believe you as I have a back massager which looks very much like a womens sex toy. Infact I dont even like looking at it (no Im not a prude) it just doesnt look attractive. So dont worry about these jealous people, maybe you could now advertise it and get a good price seen as tho its had so much attention :0 redhead21 (214
) 8:44 pm, Fri 22 Jan
HAHAHAHA im not botherd about them at all, giving me a good laugh, yea people can believe what they wish lol, there is no way i would leave a dildo lyin in my lounge hahahah!!! i was thinking of thorwing the penis in with the dress and maybe getting a good price for the dress hahahahha 8:46 pm, Fri 22 Jan
hold on that dress is Blue and black and that’s not a dildo are you just taking the piss out of everyone lol kayjaybee (148
) 8:57 pm, Fri 22 Jan
um nope its green, and no i no its not a dildo! lol 8:58 pm, Fri 22 Jan
um yip sure whatever u want to believe 9:07 pm, Fri 22 Jan

hi there, do you have a buy now? cheers 
Will put one up 2:00 pm, Mon 18 Jan 





ahahahahha funny alright