Dream Job at the Rugby Sevens
Some people who placed an advert for a “midget” or “large-chested woman” to act as a beer wench for some Wellington men have had to apologize and re word their advert.
It’s upset more people then it made laugh, so they have re worded it. Trademe let it run, as they thought it was quirky. So anyways, after the complaints, the ad now looks like this:
In the nicest possible way, we seek a beer DELIVERY PERSON
Listed 5 days ago (The Stadium, Wellington)
The strapping young lads from the infamous banter website wheninromebro.com seek a BEER DELIVERY PERSON to accompany them at the Wellington International 7’s on the 5th and 6th of February.
Job requirements:
The succesful applicant will…
- Be willing to dress as a Roman or in a costume of our choosing
- Be there for us when food or beverage is required. You will be our “runner”
- Help promote our website throughout the event
- Have a sense of humour
- Undergo any menial tasks that members of the WIRB team request of you (within reason)
- Stay with the bulk of the group unless on a toilet or smoko break
Physical requirements:
- If a BEER DELIVERY PERSON, you do not have to be legally classed as one
- You must be a BEER DELIVERY PERSON who is willing to bend an elbow with the boys
- You’ll be physically fit. Speed is the key when delivering food and beverage
- Preference will be given to those with an aggresive nature. The beer and food lines do get congested
Your rewards:
- Tickets to New Zealands biggest party, the Wellington International 7’s. Both days
- You get to hang with the infamous WIRB team
- Beer and food
- Entry to the best bars and before and after parties
- Cuddles and shoulder rides
You will have the best day of your life!
This IS a serious vacancy. If anyone STILL considers it offensive, please offer alternative ideas to help us find our ideal BEER DELIVERY PERSON
Fill out the application below or send your info to: maverick@wheninromebro.com
Pay rate: Beer, food and fun!
HOLY CRAP, this sounds like the best time EVER. If I didn’t have work commitments, family commitments, or if I had the cash to get down there, I WOULD BE APPLYING.
You can check it out and apply for it here
In my head the original job would look something like this:
