Dead Slow Live Children, Zombies are amongst us
I managed to get this AWESOME photo from someone off of Twitter, who took it while on holiday recently.
So apparently at this holiday park, they have dead slow live children. That’s how I understand the sign, and i’m glad they are slow, I hate the zombies in the movies that are like olympic sprinters chasing after you.
So when holidaying, make sure you have plenty of sunscreen, a place to stay, and probably a shot gun to deal with the dead slow live children zombies.
If you want to stay with the zombie children the holiday park is called http://www.silverbirch.co.nz/ (Also i think the footer of their website needs to be made to center, just an observation) and is located in Tauranga.

