XXX Rated Lemon – For Sale on Trademe
Of course this lemon is for sale on Trademe, where the hell else would it be on sale?
Now if everyone put on fruit and vegetables that they thought was XXX Rated onto Trademe, we would be in some sort of serious trouble. You would have to sift your way through the dodgy kumera, and explicit carrots just to find the normal crap you want to bid on.
This is what the auction says about this amazing lemon.
“Citrus Limonia” or “Citrus Labimonia”
That’s right this is one sexy lemon! We have a fully organic female anatomically correct lemon for sale.
This lemon is ideal for educational purposes and could be used for sex education classes for youngsters or just as a nice table centre piece to spark conversation. This could also make a nice gift for Fathers Day, for the father that has everything.
This lemon is 100% grown naturally and is of course unused, free of disease and nasties.
Would also suggest stuffing and keeping for prosperity, perhaps you are wanting to add to your collection of X rated fruit and vege.
Enjoy!!
Here’s a couple of points id like to make:
- Firstly it is not sexy, at all
- I’d be worried if it was used in sex education classes
- It does not make a nice gift for anyone, let alone your father. Socks are 100% better then this.
- And who the hell has an X rated fruit and vege collection? Why?
So if this makes it over $5, congratulations to the people selling it, and holy crap people spend your money on something better, then a lemon with a growth defect.
To check out how it is going, and see more photos click here.
yes i have to agree with you on this one. stupid!