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A christchurch cafe owner has had enough cheek, bum cheek that is.

Showing more then 2cm worth of crack will inccur a $10 fine, according to the tongue in cheek sign.

Apparently the instances of “extreme crack” has been occurring far more frequently.

So if they do actually want to fine people, who is going to go and measure the offending crack?

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